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Frak Answering Questions

True fraks facts about Frak

  1. Is comprised of carbon & coffee.
  2. Sleeps laying down.
  3. Sometimes eats with both hands.
  4. Has symbiotic relationship with canine of type Graham.
  5. Can and often haz cheezburger, sans cheez.
  6. Has traveled to many exotic places including, but not limited to, Bakersfield, CA.
  7. Is particularly fond of games which are played upon boards.
  8. Has gotten pretty good at carrying a guitar. The playing... not so much.
  9. Besieged by thoughts of bad puns.
  10. Not the momma!